"Dear Alcuin! Hello, you. And I am, in fact. I think all of the rooms have got them, but I had no idea what they were even for," Vax went on. "Do you know, I've been annoying people all afternoon, never had to so much as open a door or balance out a window?" If only they'd bring his meals, he'd never have to put on clothes again. "Absolutely incredible, this place."